A steamy fake dating, opposites attract, forced proximity, standalone romcom where he falls first!
I had big plans for me and my long-term boyfriend. Like, Aga-and-labradors-and-three-kids plans. So when he dumped me for a large-chested blonde, it came as a shock. My only option: remind him what he’s missing.
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Enter Theo Montague, a guy from my past and brother of the groom whose mega wedding I’m planning. I find Theo morally repugnant. He wouldn’t have less of a chance with me if my name was Capulet. (Even if my memories of the X-rated kiss we shared are hotter than they should be).
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But he has one massive advantage. My ex is wildly envious of him. He can’t stand the guy, and I doubt he’d tolerate seeing Theo anywhere near me.
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Theo has his own issues. His reality TV stunt backfired, his family is mortified, and the chances of them handing over part of their hotel empire to him are slim… unless he can prove he’s trustworthy. He takes that as a sign to find a nice, fake girlfriend. Someone sensible. Someone who’ll whip him into shape. Someone like me.
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Sensible is my middle name (I wish it was my surname. My actual surname is Wilder. So inappropriate). And I can definitely whip Theo Montague into shape (hand me my riding crop). By the time I’ve finished, he’ll be broken in, and I’ll be back in my ex’s arms.
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It’s a flawless plan. As long as I don’t ever think about that kiss…